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Ruh Roe— Everybody loves Heinz ketchup, even if it makes you wait, (just hit the “57”). Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Heinz is getting all Grey Poupon and fancy on us with a limited run of Heinz Ketchup Caviar. It’s not actual caviar, rather, it’s a small jar of ketchup “pearls.” Bet they look great on a BEC. You have to enter for a chance to win one of the 150 jars available to the public. Rubber Chicken— Check your freezer. If you have any Tyson White Meat Panko Chicken Nuggets in there, produced on Nov. 26, 2018, (with a use by date of Nov. 26, 2019), toss ‘em. They’ve been recalled for possible rubber contamination. How Cold is it in Chicago?— Many restaurants and businesses are closed allowing people to work from home and avoid a terrible commute. But you know it’s polar-vortex-cold when Caviar shuts down food delivery service for the day. Finally— Our kind of Valentine’s bouquet.